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Look, let’s be real. Keeping your home clean is like trying to keep a hamster in a tiny cage while also juggling flaming swords. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, and sometimes, you wonder why you ever signed up for this. But with the right deep cleaning strategy for each season, you can keep your house feeling fresh, even if it feels like you’re waging a never-ending battle with dust bunnies.

So grab a coffee, sit down, and let’s dive into the deep-cleaning rabbit hole. Trust me, I’ve been there. And yeah, you can thank me later for the motivation.

Spring Cleaning Checklist

Ah, spring. Flowers bloom, the weather gets warmer, and we all pretend our homes weren’t built out of dust and clutter. This is when your cleaning game needs to level up.

Declutter Like a Pro

I mean, who doesn’t have that junk drawer full of cables from electronics that died in 2015? I sure do. But hey, spring is the time to say goodbye. Go through your closets. Make a pile for donating, another for tossing, and maybe one for that pile of stuff you’re pretending you’ll use “one day” (we all know that day ain’t comin’).

• Donate or toss unused items
• Organize your closet like you’re Marie Kondo’s apprentice
• Sort through that stack of old magazines (You’ve never read them, and you never will)

Dust All the Things

Dusting. It’s a terrible, thankless job. But hey, if you don’t do it, you’re just growing a new layer of dust on top of last season’s.

• Dust furniture (including the really hard-to-reach places)
• Wipe down baseboards, walls, and doors (no, I’m serious, do it!)
• Clean those light fixtures that haven’t seen a duster in, like, 3 years

The Floor Is Lava (Except It’s Just Dust)

My carpet looks like it’s seen better days. But I’m trying to fix it, okay? Start by vacuuming, and then hit it with a steam clean to get rid of all the dirt that’s been hiding in there. For wooden floors, go ahead and give them a quick mop—just don’t drown them, alright?

• Vacuum and steam clean carpets (I swear by the steam cleaner!)
• Mop the floors with a vengeance
• Shampoo rugs (mine looks like it’s lived a thousand lives, but it’s still worth it)

Kitchen Overhaul (Because We’re All Making Dinner Again)

Does anyone actually clean the kitchen after cooking? My kitchen’s “deep clean” usually involves just wiping down the counters. Anyway, spring cleaning is the time to go all-in. Get the grime, grease, and mystery stains out of there.

• Scrub countertops and backsplash (they’re probably sticky, sorry)
• Clean inside cabinets and drawers (don’t judge my snack drawer)
• Tackle the oven—again, don’t judge, it’s a work in progress

Bathroom Blitz

I swear, the bathroom gets grimy faster than you can say “Who left toothpaste on the mirror?” Get in there, scrub those tiles, and make sure everything’s sparkling. You’ve got this.

• Scrub that tub like you mean it
• Clean mirrors and sinks (especially the ones with toothpaste splatters, y’all know what I’m talking about)
• Wipe down toilet and bathroom surfaces (or just burn the whole thing—just kidding, kinda)

Outdoor Freshening

Alright, let’s talk about the part of your home that’s probably been ignored since last year—your backyard or front yard. I mean, do you even know where your patio chairs are? Let’s fix that.

• Sweep and wash the patio (my patio furniture is looking worse than last year’s garden attempt)
• Clean doormats and entryways (it’s the first thing people see, so let’s make it welcoming)
• Spruce up your outdoor furniture (if it hasn’t been covered in months, you might need a miracle)

Summer Cleaning Checklist

Ah, summer. Sweat, BBQs, and way too many mosquitoes. But it’s also the season when dust and pollen get all up in your business. The humidity doesn’t help either, so you’ll want to stay on top of the cleaning.

Air Quality & Ventilation (Because You’re Breathing This Stuff)

My first mistake of summer cleaning? Forgetting the air vents. They were so dusty that it looked like a science experiment. And yeah, that didn’t go well.

• Change out those air filters (trust me, you’ll feel the difference)
• Clean out ceiling fans (no, they’re not just there for decoration)
• Wash windows and screens (if you haven’t already)

Living Room and Bedroom Spruce-Up

I’ve been guilty of not vacuuming my couch cushions, and honestly, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life. But hey, we all make mistakes, right?

• Vacuum upholstery (yes, that couch probably needs it)
• Rotate and flip your mattresses (don’t let them get too comfy, they’re not your friend)
• Wash curtains and blinds (they’re collecting dust, trust me)

Kitchen Cleanup

The fridge is a mystery at this point. Is that jar of pickles from 2018 still good? Don’t ask me, but you should probably clean it out.

• Clean out the fridge (and throw away anything that looks like science experiments)
• Sanitize cutting boards (you do use them, right?)
• Clean kitchen sinks (again, probably need it)

Bathroom TLC

Everyone needs a bathroom refresh. Don’t let your bathroom end up like mine, with toothpaste splatters that seem to multiply.

• Deep clean showerheads and faucets (they’re getting gross)
• Disinfect doorknobs and light switches (I mean, we’re all touching those, right?)
• Wash bathroom mats (no one wants a mildew smell when they step out of the shower)

Garage or Storage Clean-Up

Last summer, I found a whole colony of spiders in my garage. They were living rent-free, and honestly, I wasn’t cool with it.

• Sweep the garage (spiders included)
• Toss expired chemicals (probably haven’t used them in years anyway)
• Organize tools (yes, there’s a place for your hammer)

Fall Cleaning Checklist

Fall is when I start saying “I’ll do it tomorrow” to cleaning. But it’s also when you need to prep your home for winter’s cold and impending chaos.

Exterior and Yard Clean-Up

It’s leaves. Everywhere. The only thing I love about fall is the crisp air. But, it’s also the season for cleaning gutters and removing that leaf pile that was a cute autumn décor piece, but now it’s a hazard.

• Clean out gutters (or you’ll regret it later)
• Rake leaves (and prepare for the annual leaf fight with your neighbors)
• Inspect and clean chimneys (so you don’t start a fire, cool?)

Deep-Cleaning Your Common Areas

I never realize how dusty my house gets until I do a full clean. Seriously, it’s like the dust conspires against me.

• Dust and polish wood furniture (yes, even that fancy antique chair you never sit in)
• Wash throw blankets (they’ve been through a lot)
• Vacuum and mop (do I need to say it again?)

Kitchen Overhaul

The fridge is basically a ticking time bomb of old food by fall. Get ahead of the chaos and clean it out early.

• Clean the pantry shelves (yes, that expired jar of mustard has to go)
• Scrub down appliances (they’re cooking your food, so they should be clean too)
• Clean and degrease kitchen appliances (you’re welcome)

Bathroom and Laundry Maintenance

I’m not even going to talk about how long it took me to realize my laundry room was the least-cleaned space in my house. Just… don’t be like me.

• Sanitize the washing machine (seriously, you can’t skip this)
• Scrub grout (so you don’t have to call someone to do it)
• Organize toiletries (no one needs 12 half-used bottles of shampoo)

Seasonal Wardrobe Swap

I’ll admit it: I’m still holding onto my summer clothes. But, if you live in an area with real winters, you need to switch that stuff out fast.

• Store summer clothes (you’ll see them again in 6 months)
• Wash and organize winter clothes (that sweater might have a hole, fix it now)
• Clean out the shoe rack (y’all know it’s an unholy mess)

Winter Cleaning Checklist

Winter is tough. You’re cooped up inside, and the holidays demand your house be spotless. The cleaning gets intense, but it’s also your opportunity to prep for the season’s cozy vibes.

Heating and Indoor Air Quality

The heater’s been working overtime, and so has the dust. Clean those vents and air filters, or else you’ll feel like you’re living inside a dust storm.

• Clean heating vents (you don’t want to breathe that)
• Replace air filters (do it, don’t skip it)
• Dust and wipe down baseboards (or just pretend you don’t notice them)

Holiday Prep

Let’s be honest: we’re all getting ready to host something—family, friends, a Zoom holiday party… who knows. But clean those surfaces before they’re covered in cookies.

• Wash table linens (seriously, it’ll make the table look so much better)
• Polish silverware (if you haven’t in a while, just do it)
• Deep clean guest rooms (they’re gonna need it)

Kitchen Cleaning Chaos

Holiday cooking means more mess. There’s no way around it.

• Scrub down countertops (especially if someone decided to bake cookies)
• Clean out the oven (yup, it’s time)
• Sanitize the sink (just to be safe)

Bathroom and Bedroom Prep

Who’s coming over? Doesn’t matter. You’re gonna make them think you’re the best housekeeper.

• Replace old towels (trust me, you’ll regret not doing it)
• Clean mirrors (so everyone looks perfect for that family photo)
• Vacuum under the furniture (this is the trick no one tells you)

Entryway and Living Room Clean-Up

Look, first impressions matter. So keep the entryway tidy and ready for whatever guests or your kids are about to drag in.

• Organize shoes and coats (you’re one family member away from chaos)
• Clean furniture (again, it’s gotta be ready for those post-holiday naps)
• Decorate the heck out of your living room (it’s time for that tree)

Final Thoughts (No, Really)

Cleaning is no joke. It’s hard. It’s messy. And yet, we keep doing it. I’ve learned the hard way that if you don’t keep up with the seasons, your house will look like it’s been through a tornado by year-end. So follow the checklist. Do the thing. But, most importantly, don’t take yourself too seriously. I sure don’t.

And remember, if all else fails—just hire someone to do it for you. (I’m kidding. Kind of.)